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Top Flight Time Machine

Death By Grace Jones

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Chess teams, some dadnapping, a bit of euthanasia, and some teenage mischief.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Someone came up to me in the street and said, are you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

0:04.0

I said both.

0:05.0

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

0:08.0

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be Loves and it'll be funny and because they'll

0:11.7

laugh funny. I think jokes are like magnets.

0:14.0

They attract some people, some people like my comedy,

0:16.8

but like magnets jokes attract and they repel.

0:19.6

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

0:22.2

If that's you, don't come and see me live.

0:24.0

But if you like this kind of thing, come and see Jimmy Car laughs funny. I'll be everywhere.

0:28.0

Go to Jimmy Car.com for details.

0:30.0

Here we go. This is it.

0:35.0

Here we go.

0:40.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go here we go this is it

0:46.7

This is a stop flight time machine I am and the hot body dors and pau pau pau

0:51.8

I'm Sam niftyifty Delaney so what?

0:54.0

Welcome below to the Friday episode.

0:57.0

I'm just going to begin with a little bit of correspondence that I read and I was looking through the emails earlier

1:02.0

because I thought we haven't had any emails from the listeners featured for quite a while and I don't even think we're big buckle reading them to be honest.

1:10.0

This one is from Paul Brahma, who's IFS because he sent me through the IFS message system.

1:17.0

He says, hi there, my son created a catchphrase.

1:20.0

Today I was walking my six year old son home from school and he was trying to make a deal with me for some sweets or some such garbage like that.

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