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You know what we're not going to do is we're not going to talk about what happened at the Oscars. No. You want to know why?

Because anything that you say can and will be held against you in a social court and to it'll be hamster cage lining news by the time this comes out today, which is a Wednesday.

So I don't know. I also feel like when people ask you for your hot take, they're just doing it to like hopefully get you in trouble too.

Yeah. Anything else isn't fun. They don't want a boring take. It's like when they ask acclaimed directors, what do you think of Marvel movies?

They want them to be like, I hate them. It's all anyone wants. It's for you to say just enough to hang yourself publicly.

I'm also completely over as a woman, even though this had nothing to do with women, being held accountable for other women.

Just because you're black doesn't mean you have to have an answer or a hot take, just because you're an actor or a comedian.

And if you looked around the room when that happened, people were like, we're not sure how to take this.

Was this okay? Was it not? I mean the answer is no, you can't hit anyone.

But I just think about like interviews, like beginning of my career would would be like, this woman did something.

What do you think about her doing that? And I'm like, you just want me to say, I think she's a bitch.

That's all anyone wants. You can hear in journalist voice when you're like, oh my god, you know, she's so great. I love her. They're like, okay, great. Moving on.

Right. They want like when singers say, I don't know who Ariana Grande is or whatever.

That's what they want. Do I believe that Mariah Carey doesn't know? Yes.

But it's just kind of like, I don't know. You guys just want us all to rip each other to pieces so you can have three more clicks.

Anyways, you guys got questions. We got answers. Thank you for bearing with us while we took a quick little break last week.

I don't think we've ever taken a break.

Never. That was the only week that we have ever taken off. We've always had episodes prep for holidays plus extra episodes where we've done bonuses.

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