Snogging with Too Much Tongue: Graham and Maria advise.

Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane

Platform Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 736 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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How do you get your partner to stop kissing with excessively wet and flappy tongue action? You ask Graham and Maria for advice, that's how. Also this week: Maria introduces Graham to acupuncture, should a retiree go back to work, and what on Earth is a Burn Book? It's all waiting in your weekly edition of Wanging On! Whilst you're here, see that 'Subscribe' or 'Follow' button? Tap it. Thanks! To share your dilemma with the podcast, email: WangingOn@listen.co.uk Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. ----- Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲 - Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon - Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 0:00 Tesco Clubcard is 30! 1:10 Coming Up 1:33 Acupuncture and Tortoises?! 6:39 Kissing with Too Much Tongue! 16:48 Get Back to Work?! 27:45 The Secondary School Burn Book... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Tesco Clubcard. Now, Maria, can you remember what you were up to in 1995? Are you mad? I can't remember yesterday. 1995 is a long time ago. I know, Graham. I think I was doing, I would have been doing stand-up then, I think. So I was probably just, you know, in the passenger seat of a car. I think I was working down the minds. Of course you were, yes, famously.
0:22.6	Yeah, the helmet looks so good on you.
0:25.5	And the lighting, so kind.
0:27.6	So kind.
0:28.8	Of course, the other seismic event of 1995 was the launch of the Tesco Clubcard.
0:34.4	Are you saying the Club Card has been going for 30 years?
0:37.2	It has.
0:38.5	But more importantly, loads of people have been enjoying all those lovely Tesco Club Guard benefits over all those years.
0:45.5	I mean, you can't deny it.
0:46.4	It's great seeing the savings clocking up with Club Card prices, Graham.
0:51.5	And if you want to celebrate 30 years of the Tesco Club Guard,
0:54.3	there's no better way than searching for those Club Card prices today.
0:58.2	Wonderful idea. Do it now.
0:59.8	And to see all the lower prices, all you have to do is search Tesco ClubCard prices.
1:05.6	Fabulous.
1:06.3	Feel the power to lower prices with Tesco Club Card.
1:08.7	Club card or app required.
1:10.7	Yeah, what are you doing?
1:13.6	I hate that.
1:15.8	She fell down well while she was writing the letter.
1:20.0	I think...
1:20.4	And a lot of my friends are, help!
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