A Premature Ejaculation Dilemma... Plus: What Dog Should Graham Buy?

Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane

Platform Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 736 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Graham is in decision mode for a new furry friend. Plus it's a diverse offering of letters from the Wangers covering premature ejaculation, staying stuck on an ex, and getting too much 'jam on the doorstep' from a neighbour. Is that innuendo? Hit play on this week's serving of Wanging On to find out! Please do tap 'Subscribe' or 'Follow' in your podcast app to never miss an episode, and email your dilemma to: WangingOn@listen.co.uk Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. ----- Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲 - Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon - Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 0:00 Coming Up 0:29 Which Dog is Right for Graham? 8:39 Can I Tell my Neighbour to Leave Me Alone?! 18:19 What to do about Premature Ejaculation? 28:26 Stalking an Ex Online? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, look, all my clothes have fallen off.
0:02.1	It's nice to have a keg. It's nice to have some jam.
0:04.6	Is this?
0:05.2	It's better than having someone going, I can hear you.
0:08.1	To your sky remote. Search.
0:10.9	Erection problem.
0:12.3	Remedure ejaculation.
0:17.6	Hello, and welcome to another edition of wanging on with me, Graeme Norton, and my good friend, Maria McKearland. Maria McAllen, that is me. Yeah, were you going to remind me if you were a name? I was, because I know it's been quite a difficult time for you of late. And I noticed Maria you are friendless, no Rafi the dog. Well, you say friendless. I do have a few friends, but Rafi the toy poodle. He had a meeting today with the Bank of England. Of course. They're very worried about interest rates.
0:41.4	And... I do have a few friends, but Rafi the Toy Poodle, he had a meeting today with the Bank of England.
0:39.2	Of course.
0:39.4	They're very worried about interest rates and he knows as much as anyone else about which way we're going.
0:45.3	Has Rafi got an agent yet?
0:47.4	I was going to talk to Melanie about it.
0:49.9	It was my agent.
0:51.7	No, because he's quite showbiz.
0:53.5	No, he's not really a showbiz dog.
0:55.7	The other one, Dolly, dead Dolly, was quite showbiz. This one, not so much. Okay. No. But where is, I mean, obviously, after the Bank of England. After the Bank of England, yes. Where's Rafi going? A play date. A play date. Lovely. Play date with the fox stereo.
1:10.8	Oh, come on.
1:12.6	See, we're in a... A play date. A play date. A play date. Yes. Play date with a fox stereo.
1:11.2	Ooh.
1:28.2	Come on. Our fox. See, we're in a... A dilemma. Well, we're in a kind of... Are you on the horns of a dog dilemma? There's a dog-shaped hole in our lives. I know, and you've done very well to not get dogs since whenever your dogs all died. I know, they all died. It's a bit of coincidence.
1:30.7	They all died so close together, by the way.
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