Imagine how hot and sweaty she is with this big mop of hair and a heavy baby hanging off it.

I think it takes two to suck.

I'll pop that on a t-shirt.

We asked them to get in touch, and now they have.

Greetings and a warm welcome to this week's episode of Wanging On with Graham and Maria.

I'm Graham Norton. That's Marie McCurley. I am indeed Marie McCurley. And I am holding a wanging on mug. You can see that there. I don't know if anybody can see it. They'll do a close up with that. Well, people are just listening. They can't see it. Yeah, they're listening. I know. I like to think it's... This is to drive them to YouTube.

I must see what a mug looks like.

Because I haven't been on television. Yeah, they're listening. I know, but I like to think... This is to drive them to YouTube. I must see what a mug looks like.

Because I haven't been on. Does it say wanging on it? Yes, it does.

It does say wanging on. And there is a picture of my little dog, Rafi, who is not coming anymore because he's more famous than me if he's on the mouth.

I know, really. And also, it's hard to live up to the cuteness of the dog on the mug. It's doing adorable things. Yeah. Rafi, I mean, he's a lovely dog, but, you know, this is properly adorable. Hey, Maria, the other thing that people just listening mightn't have noticed is we're so fully branded now. We're not just on mugs. We've got muffs, microphone muffs. Don't say the word muff. And they're in a nice snooker table green. That is snooker table green. I hadn't noticed that, actually. I genuinely not noticed that the word wanging on was written on the microphone. All right. You know.

Thanks, thanks everyone for making the effort.

It's been really appreciated.

I'm finding it hard at the moment, Grae.

I have my own problems.

Hey, you've been back doing a television show, which we've all missed terribly. Back on the telly. What do you like being back? It's lovely. Do you know what? Because there's quite a long gap now, because we, you know, we finish kind of at the end of February now and then don't come back till late September. I don't miss it when I'm not doing it, but I do look forward to coming back. I mean, I know it's fabulous and you've got good guests and everything, but... It's like having a proper job. Yeah. Which, we didn't get into show business for that, right? No, we certainly didn't to know what human resources do. H-what? They don't do anything. That's what I'm told these days. But also... H-B-sauce. Now you have six months off. Do you go, have you got a proper job for that six months? I've done other things. I mean, I went to Australia, you recall. I do recall. This is called wanging on. Please let me. You did talk about it at length. Now, I want to know, and I'm sure people at home want to know as well, the guests that you've had, multiple guests on your show.

Those guests you've had.

Those people.

None of them were me.

Yet?

Why is that?

I'm never coming on your show.

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