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Have Kids, They Said…

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Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Nicole is not okay with Keegan’s fresh haircut, and she’s letting it be known. Meanwhile, Rich is still salty about saving a kid from a poop disaster and getting zero thanks. Rude! The two debate the ultimate superhero and which ice cream is the best for a fun family treat. Nicole dives into the interview drama of Bill Belichick’s new girlfriend, and somehow… we end up talking about tan lines becoming their own category (yep, that kind). From awkward urologist visits to a new game of "Would You Rather," with a classic Rich example. We debate how 100 guys would stack up against a gorilla. Plus, listeners share their parenting chaos and ask for advice—because we’re all just trying to survive one meltdown at a time. 🎧 Tune in for laughs and plenty of oversharing.

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0:00.0	Hey, yo.
0:02.0	This, no, no, this warning is a much necessary warning.
0:07.0	We have not been this inappropriate.
0:09.0	It never stops. It's inappropriate from start to finish.
0:12.0	So make sure the youngsters, the minors are out the room.
0:17.0	You've been warned.
0:19.0	What's your name?
0:21.7	Oh my.
0:22.7	Who am I?
0:23.6	Daddy.
0:24.2	Ah, ha. How are you doing?
0:43.3	I'm not good, not good.
0:47.3	I'm mad just sent me.
0:49.3	I am livid.
0:51.3	Matt just sent me a picture of Keegan.
0:53.3	This girl he brought her to get her his haircut. He hasn't gotten his haircut in forever. And she destroyed him. Like like like like. Yeah. That's drag. What did she do? Is it her first time with clubbers? I am I'm freaking out right now.
1:13.0	I'm freaking out right now. You better not have paid for that.
1:16.5	Hair grows back. No, not have paid for that. That's not okay. You're going to jip a barber. I'm really I'm I'm I'm okay I'm gonna take a deep breath. I'm gonna take a
1:31.5	deep breath everything's gonna be fine. It's just a haircut. Yeah, it's just a haircut. Yeah, one that he
1:35.0	probably paid $50 for and he in it's horrific. I'm gonna take a deep breath. You know,
1:41.8	reminds me of a story of my childhood. I'm going.
1:47.6	My mother once tasked my grandfather were getting my brother Jimmy's haircut.
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