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Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich unveils yet another new diet plan and somehow takes credit for Nicole and Matt’s entire marriage (yes, seriously). Nicole brings her daughter Parker on the mic to get to the bottom of whether she actually flipped her mom the bird—things get...complicated. Rich goes full nerd over his favorite History Channel show, while Nicole stumbles headfirst into the birds and the bees talk—and regrets every second. Meanwhile, Matt proves he might just be the worst at that convo. Rich gets nostalgic (and a little horrified) about watching his kids relive the awkward moments of growing up, from school forms to social minefields. Plus, there's a cringey wrong-text moment that you do not want to miss. 👉 Hit follow, leave a review, and catch every episode of Have Kids They Said for unfiltered laughs, parenting fails, and the chaos of raising kids. #ParentingPodcast #FunnyParenting #MomLife #DadLife #ModernParenting #ParentingFails #FamilyPodcast #HaveKidsTheySaid

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0:00.0	It's going to be a lot of fun today.
0:01.7	Just not for your kitty's ears.
0:03.6	Yo, this week has been especially naughty.
0:07.6	Durdit dirty.
0:08.8	So, yeah, get the minors.
0:11.0	At least under 18 need to leave the room.
0:13.6	And actual miners could listen.
0:15.5	That's the actual mine.
0:17.4	It's fine.
0:18.0	Hey, you've been warned.
0:19.3	What's your name?
0:20.1	Oh, my. Oh, my. Woo! Ha, ha, it's fine. Hey, you've been warned. What's your name? Oh my. Daddy!
0:21.6	Ah!
0:22.6	Ready?
0:40.3	Yeah, go ahead.
0:43.3	Sorry.
0:45.3	What are you chewing on?
0:47.3	Lugnots? What are what's doing?
0:49.3	These are, don't sleep on these.
0:51.3	They're fucking bomb.
0:55.0	Yeah.
0:55.5	I do.
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