Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn. This week, snap

judgment. E-man brings the case against his wife, Cassie. When Cassie turned 38, E-man

helped her with a photo shoot. She asked him to edit the photo in Photoshop. But when

he finished the task, she decided to post the unedited version on her social media.

E-man says that Cassie took advantage of his free labor. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only

one can decide. Please rise. As Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure

cultural reference.

Some things definitely going on down there. Active is pinging back something really big.

It's huge and it's coming right up underneath us. Where? It's everywhere. There. Starboard

Bale. Look at that. Bale of Jesse Thorn, please swear them in. E-man and Cassie, please rise

and raise your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing

but the truth, so help you God or whatever? Yes, I do. Or whatever.

Hmm. Hmm. KG. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that

he does not appear in photographs like some kind of invisible man? Yes, I do. Absolutely.

Judge Hodgman, you may proceed. Everyone sees my floating bandages and sunglasses. I don't

know why it's a problem. Frankly, it's the best version of me. Nothing to worry about,

just a bandage sunglasses, man. That's right. And nothing else. Just a floating head.

Floating bandaged head sunglasses and a floating bottle of malort. But do you ever feel invisible?

Not often enough, Cassie. I wish I could apply the incredible Zoom teleconferencing invention

of hide self-view to my whole life. Sick of it. In fact, you know what? I'm turning off

hide self-view now so I can look at all of you. There. Oh, look, you're all a little

bit bigger now that I think that adjustment. Reading from top to bottom, I say hello to

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