Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm bail of Jesse Thorn. This week, numerical

order in the court. Sabina brings the case against her husband, Cameron. Sabina says

she can count to one million if she tried. But Cameron doesn't think she could do it.

Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise. Judge John Hodgman enters

the court room and presents an obscure cultural reference. It's kind of funny. You know, this

whole time I felt like I've been in a power position. And it sounds kind of crazy, but

I've always known kind of what to say or what to do. But at that moment, I just kind of

lost all control. And then, you know, I said the number. And then it was like a big bubble

just kind of popping on me. At one time, I just said it and went with it. You know, it's

a weird emotion. bail of Jesse Thorn, please swear them in. Sabina, Cameron, please rise

and raise your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but

the truth, so help you God or whatever. I do. Yeah. Do you swear to abide by Judge

John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he's already counted to all the numbers he

wanted to? Yes. Yes. Judge Hodgman, you may proceed. 39, my eternal age.

That's correct. That's where I stopped counting just like Jack Benning, which shows that I

am much older than 39. Sabina, Cameron, you may be seated for an immediate summary of

the New Yorkers' favors. Can I have your name? The piece of culture that I referenced as

I entered this fake internet courtroom. Cameron, you guess first, please.

The only thing I can think of that was a sudden expression of a number was maybe the first

book in the Disc World series. First book in the Disc World series, the first in 1 million

volumes, correct? In the Disc World series? Approximately 1 million books in that. I've never

read a Disc World, so it would be weird if that were the answer, but I'm putting it down

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