Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this week to clear the docket and with me, as always, is the bell of the ball. Judge John Hodgman.

The bell of the ball. The prom jester, I would say, in prom season. In the prom court, I am the only one who can speak the truth to the prom monarch.

The prom motley fool, Andrew Judge John Hodgman. This is our prom docket that we promised.

Wow.

Appropriately. And that is the laughter of one Jordan Morris, prom monarch himself.

Hello, George.

Hi, Jordan.

I'd be a little bit great to be here, great to be in the courtroom.

How are you?

I'm doing swell. Love that prom promise joke. So if we can kind of just keep this, keep this pace for the rest of the episode, we're going to have a classic on our hands.

Jordan is, of course, a comic and comedy writer. You might have seen him on Good Mythical Morning. You might have heard him on the Jordan Jesse go podcast of which I am the co host.

And you might of course know him from the commercial he did with NBC forest for its Coleman local legendary weatherman in Southern California.

And Eisner award nominee. Isn't that correct?

It's almost correct, John. It's actually two Eisner nominations.

Whoa.

The graphic novel bubble based on the Max von podcast in which you appear, John.

That's right. So where's my Eisner?

I got a little piece of it, right? I get a little tiny piece. I'll chip off a piece of this comic book award and mail it to you in Brooklyn.

I'll mention I co-wrote that with Sarah Morgan, the arts by the great Tony Cliff available wherever you get your books and comics.

I want to ask, because this is our prom doc at Baylor, Jesse Thorn. How many proms have you been to in your life?

I went to three proms. Break it down.

All at school of the arts in San Francisco. We had a junior senior combined prom because it was a small school.

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