Snakepits, Monday Q PIP Impacts, and Burger Dog qualms

The Shotgun Start

Fried Egg Golf

Sports, Golf

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

This Wednesday episode begins with Brendan having to answer to some angry Aussies and attempt to clarify his Leishman comp from Monday. It’s also a rambling episode with Andy on the road with a broken phone, an alarm clock that won’t go off, and a birthday date with Torrey Pines and Brendan trying to find a couple spare minutes in between childcare disruptions. There’s intel from the U.S. Women’s Open media day at Olympic, where Andy has some issues with the burger dog fixins and Brendan has some questions about the mowing lines. Eventually, they run through the shhhedule for the week, hitting on three things to watch at the Valspar, some amusing intel from another island pitch-and-putt on the Euro Tour, and some diminutive notables on the Champions Tour. They also discuss the viral video of Monday qualifier Michael Visacki and the authenticity of a story that PIP can’t account for.

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0:00.0	Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of set up work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here.
0:14.0	And here we go.
0:17.0	All right, all right, all right.
0:21.0	Determine!
0:24.0	Start your escape!
0:29.0	Greetings and welcome to a Wednesday edition of the shotgun start. It is April 28th. Andy, how are we doing?
0:48.0	Brendan, I'm doing all right. I'm kind of the same state I was on Sunday, on Monday. I'm tired, playing too much golf, and...
1:00.0	Swirl smalls violin, poor you, poor you, playing too much golf.
1:06.0	I'm all over the California coast, you know.
1:10.0	California, such a cross to bear.
1:14.0	The biggest thing is that I'm getting blowback all over the place. People are demanding an apology from you. They're coming to me asking for an apology from you about your drive by Mark Leachman, when he won.
1:30.0	You know, you just, you guy wins a tournament.
1:33.0	Why is it a drive by?
1:36.0	You drive and drive as Matt Malacca put, you're driving 88 down the freeway, 85 miles an hour, just spraying bullets at Mark Leachman.
1:46.0	What are you talking about? I got the same thing. He says it was a Cooture Fibes Ricky comparison. I'm called for preposterous erroneous and unacceptable.
1:56.0	On behalf of the Aussie contingent, I expect an unreserved apology.
2:01.0	Cooture is a lofty goal. I mean, you guys made like 50 million dollars. He's one nine times. He's got a player.
2:10.0	They both had close calls in the open.
2:13.0	A ton of major close calls. I'm not suggesting their games are similar or their personalities are similar.
2:19.0	They both batter around.
2:21.0	Tipping practices are similar. I'm not suggesting, like, look, this is not a, like, I don't think, I think it's a pretty high standard of a career resume.
2:30.0	Like, I don't know, it batted around.
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