Louisiana pillow fight, Slow play will ruin your day, and Buddy’s boy

The Shotgun Start

Fried Egg Golf

Golf, Sports

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

This Monday episode begins with Andy disclosing an explosive handicap scandal from his Fried Egg event over the weekend. Then they get to the golf from the weekend, beginning with the first to finish -- the LA Open on the LPGA. Brooke Henderson’s 10th career win is praised but the pace of play is lamented. There’s also a call for more primetime golf to fill the void of our boring lives on weekend nights. At the Zurich Classic, they ponder whether it’s fair that pro golfers should have to hit shots for millions of dollars with alligators lurking so close to them. They also debate the futures of Cam Smith and Marc Leishman, and whether the latter is an Aussie Kuchar. The rowdy crowd with the cliche shouts is also given the Alonzo Mourning gif treatment. On the KFT, there’s intel about Tony Romo’s dilemma of staying in that event or bailing for a club calcutta. Tyson Alexander, son of Buddy, is regaled with a reading of several facts about this week’s KFT winner. Garrick Higgo is anointed as a new SGS favorite. News closes with a Tiger sighting and a new segment -- This Week in PIP, in which a “thirstbucket of the week” is crowned.

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0:00.0	Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of set up work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here.
0:13.6	And where are we going?
0:17.0	All right, all right, all right.
0:21.0	Gentlemen, start your escape!
0:29.0	Greetings and welcome to a Monday edition of the shotgun start. It is April 26th. Andy, how are you doing?
0:47.6	Brendan, I'm doing great. I'm just living in the California life. I played 72 holes of golf in the last three days.
0:58.6	Oh my God. Must be rough. Must be tough. Thank you for your service. I appreciate it.
1:05.6	It's hard work when it's work.
1:08.6	I don't understand how people have time to play. It is work. All right, I understand that. I don't understand how people play golf.
1:14.6	I've got the Oscars on in the background. I've never heard of any of these. I don't understand how people have time to watch movies.
1:21.6	I don't understand how people have time to play golf, but congratulations on your ability to play golf.
1:26.6	Let me tell you how. They don't have four kids.
1:29.6	That's true. How was your event yesterday?
1:33.6	It was great. It's always so fun to meet people. It's great people. Who knew that there are such so many great people in the world?
1:43.6	I would say you would generally lean towards more like hating people. Not wanting to meet people.
1:49.6	Don't talk to me kind of person, but I guess it sounds like you had the right crowd.
1:54.6	Right crowd. We had one of the greatest performances that I've ever seen in my life happen there. A 27 handicap shot, 84.
2:05.6	Come on.
2:09.6	This is a puberty. You had it scheduled last year. Your first event back.
2:13.6	Right? So it's the pandemic. It was a year delayed.
2:17.6	A centelating net 57 from a 27 in the morning.
2:25.6	Was there all sorts of screaming at a hollering about this? I would assume.
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