Snail Tales and Driveway Sales
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Kurt and Scotty talk about how a missing driveway mystery turns out to be a scam, thieves steal thousands of escargot snails and In-N-Out removes number 67 from ticket orders!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:06.1 | The courtroom isn't just about justice. It's about power and money and some truly bizarre loopholes. |
| 0:10.7 | I'm Michael Foote. And I'm Melissa Malbranche, and we've got a brand new show called Brief Recess, Illegal Podcast. |
| 0:15.5 | Every week, we talk about wild tales from court, trials gone wrong, and cases and rulings that shape our world. |
| 0:41.2 | Today we're going to be talking about stolen antiquities, all the weird things Melissa found at in a state sale, the crazy conversations I had with the bouncer and J.K. Rowling. We make the complicated clear and the serious, surprisingly fun. From the exactly right network, new episodes of Brief Recess drop every Thursday. Watch Brief Recess on YouTube. Listen to Brief Recess on the IHeartRadio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:42.9 | Are you ready, Scotty? |
| 0:45.8 | I'm ready, buddy. I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh. |
| 0:51.1 | Missing driveway mystery turns out to be a scam. |
| 0:54.1 | Well, okay. A lot of, there's so many levels to this. What. Well, okay. |
| 0:55.1 | A lot of, there's so many levels to this. |
| 0:57.8 | What, it's crazy. |
| 0:59.1 | A missing driveway? |
| 1:01.4 | Missing driveway is just the beginning, the tip of the iceberg to this mystery. |
| 1:06.7 | All right. |
| 1:07.3 | Well, let's dive and get next to that deep, deep submerged ice as we park it right there for bananas. |
| 1:17.6 | If I said something that put your world on its head, would you believe me? |
| 1:25.6 | If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces |
| 1:30.2 | would you believe me? |
| 1:34.4 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 1:38.7 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 1:42.7 | Guys, gals, non-binary pals. |
| 1:44.7 | Welcome to bananas. |
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