Holiday Episode
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Kurt and Scotty talk about the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms on Christmas, woman accuses man she’s dating of ruining Christmas because he won’t dress up as Santa, church accidentally prints Tupac’s lyrics of Hail Mary on pamphlets and a real life grinch broke in, unwrapped gifts and took a nap on the couch!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
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| 0:41.7 | Scott, are you ready? Oh, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh this holiday season. |
| 0:48.8 | How hallucinogenic mushrooms explain most of our Christmas traditions. Okay, now we're talking, because everything needs a starting point and it can't just be some |
| 0:58.5 | kid in a manger. Let's dive into a very special episode of a holiday show we call Bananas. |
| 1:16.9 | Music Being informed is something that you choose Gather around, let's hear the news |
| 1:19.1 | Oh, oh, oh |
| 1:21.6 | A crazy story you've never heard |
| 1:26.0 | From all the way around the world. |
| 1:28.3 | Oh, oh, oh, oh. |
| 1:31.3 | If you're skeptical, then baby check the facts, but you better believe it because it ain't fake news. |
| 1:41.3 | If you're skeptical, then maybe check the facts, nothing stranger than the true. |
| 1:47.0 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 1:55.0 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 2:00.0 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, n'a-da-da. Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana-na-na-na-draving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, |
| 2:07.6 | nah, hey. |
| 2:08.6 | Guys, gals, non-binary pals. |
| 2:11.6 | Happy holidays and welcome to a holiday episode of bananas. |
| 2:18.7 | You asked for it, so we're giving it to you, |
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