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🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Chloe Radcliffe joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 75 year old man who got 2000 strangers to smoke a cigarette with him, a drug dealer jailed after sharing photo of him holding cheese, police use a capybara costume to arrest criminal and a man gets stuck in a vagina sculpture!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:06.1 | The courtroom isn't just about justice. It's about power and money and some truly bizarre loopholes. |
| 0:10.7 | I'm Michael Foote. And I'm Melissa Malbranche, and we've got a brand new show called Brief Recess, Illegal Podcast. |
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| 0:42.3 | Scott, you ready? |
| 0:45.5 | Oh, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh. |
| 0:51.4 | This 75-year-old, you got 2,000 strangers in New York City to smoke a cigarette with him. |
| 0:59.4 | We're going nuts, four butts on this episode of bananas. |
| 1:06.9 | If I said something that with your world on its head, would you believe me? |
| 1:16.6 | If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces would you believe me? |
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| 1:25.6 | Guys, non-binary pals. Welcome to bananas. Hity hey kuddy hey kirti b we're |
| 1:31.4 | dedicating this episode to the good and decent people of warkworth canada population 750 yes we are |
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| 2:10.8 | Are you ready? Are you ready, Scotty? Let's dive in. Yeah. Our guest today, you might have seen her in Steven Soderberg's Command Z. Damn. Might have. She was nominated for a 2024 WGA award for writing on that series as well. |
| 2:21.2 | You might know her from being part of Just for Laughs. |
| 2:26.4 | New faces, 2025, or deadlines, 15 comedians ready to break out in 2025. |
| 2:32.3 | And she is. |
| 2:33.1 | And she is. |
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