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Well, in case you are listening to this on the day it airs and you have not got any presents done for Christmas

You got like a day and a half but but what's so funny is I've got a brother-in-law that he was renowned for this

That he wouldn't shop until like Christmas Eve and he always had the coolest gifts and he would find him like at

Walgreens or something it was like he just had an eye. He did have cool gifts?

He did. All of them were like like he showed up one year because at my wife's Christmas we don't do, she's got too big of a family to just everybody get, you know, you draw names or something. So we do a big exchange where everybody brings one gift and we steal right so it's so much fun because there's a whole lot of people and so sometimes you get the really odd

Ovele basket that's what you brought and then sometimes you get a cool

gift like one time he the day before he bought it and it was a gumball machine and it

was like okay that's actually a really cool gift because people like having that in their house

who would think to buy one so it's just like dude and that thing was stolen so many

times and it was just you know so it's just well I mean like well done I mean that's

that's pretty cool but yeah but people who can get away with it who know what's cool and how to find it at the last minute more power to you

but not everybody is very good at that is Greg is probably bracing himself right now as he is listening for the curling iron cover story.

Our first year together, our first year is a married couple. He comes home on Christmas Eve. He waited until Christmas Eve to shop.

And got hung up at work for whatever reason and was a little late getting home.

The only place that was open on his way home was Hallmark.

And so I got a greeting card box that were you like organize your greeting cards.

Very important.

And a quilted curling iron cover for when you travel and you need to get your you know your curling iron insulated so you don't burn anything

you know we still joke about that to this day okay

it on top of my dresser the other day.

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