Fifth Wednesday Not-A-Lotta-Podda

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday April and we only do four episodes a month because of tidal science)

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0:00.0	Caution
0:09.8	Caution
0:11.5	Alert
0:15.3	This is a Fiss Wednesday
0:17.3	Please gather at the muster station
0:20.5	Please gather at the muster station. Please gather at the mustard station. Do nothing, please.
0:26.7	Muster and do nothing. Yes, it's a fifth Wednesday. For those of you who surely you know by now, but we do four episodes a month.
0:36.1	Some months have five Wednesdays in them.
0:39.6	Still, even now, even after a long-form protest in podcast form, which is what this whole show is.
0:46.9	Yeah.
0:47.4	Yeah.
0:47.9	But unfortunately, we've ended up in a bit of a complex legal pickle, haven't we?
0:51.1	Because we desperately want, we actually desperately want to provide content on the fifth Wednesday of the month. But we're now being sued by the Gregorian calendar,
0:58.4	aren't we? Which is under the auspices of the Vatican. Well, I'm being sued by a Cliff Richard
1:03.7	calendar. Yeah. It's the one from 1979, isn't it, was him with, just him and loads of squirrels, isn't it?
1:16.2	Yes, that's right. Because I think Cliff Richards output is now owned by Omnickliff, which in turn owns the Vatican. I think the Vatican is a subsidiary of Omnick Cliff. That's right.
1:27.0	So Omncliffe, it owns United Biscuits.
1:29.8	It owns United Carpits.
1:32.8	Manchester United.
1:35.1	Manchester United.
1:37.1	Nissan.
1:38.2	Nissan.
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