Hello, Pauline. Welcome to the Mender Room.

Hola, the chola.

Ola!

How are you guys doing today?

We're doing great, Pauline.

I'm a little gassy, but I'm doing well otherwise.

That's good. That sounds pretty typical thrill.

Yeah, yeah, thank you.

So I got two stories for you.

If I have time, I'll probably the second one.

First one's a little bit vanilla, but I went out with a couple of my girlfriends one night

to O'Donnells and Everett down on 128 Street and was coming out, and they had an Irish prayer.

And my name Colleen, so Irish.

And in my drunken state, I thought, hey,

if they didn't want it like me to take this off the wall,

then they should have screwed it on the wall.

And I proceeded to take said prayer home.

And had a-

Wait a minute.

You stole a prayer? You you didn't you didn't

I mean being religious you did not have this this this didn't I understand you're supposed to

take the Bible in a hotel room that's where they're encouraging I went to Catholic school until

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