Big, Small or Petty, Tell Us One Thing You've Stolen In Your Lifetime
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 26 February 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Our question, big, smaller, petty, tell us one thing you've stolen in your lifetime. |
| 0:03.2 | 206, 803 rock. |
| 0:04.8 | Hello, Matthew. |
| 0:05.9 | Welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:07.6 | Ola, bitch, olas. |
| 0:09.0 | Ola. |
| 0:11.5 | All right. |
| 0:12.3 | So, this was probably back in high school. |
| 0:14.8 | Me and my two best friends were just stoned out of our minds. |
| 0:18.9 | Driving around a hot summer day, nothing to do, no school to go to, no girls to hang out with. |
| 0:25.5 | One of my buddies had to use the restroom at a grocery store up in Auburn. |
| 0:30.5 | So we're sitting there at the entrance in my buddy's car waiting, waiting for my buddy to come out of the restroom. |
| 0:38.4 | And he comes out with a big box in his hands, big grin on his face, and he's literally |
| 0:46.3 | high stepping to my buddy's car. And he throws the box into the back seat, gets in, and says, |
| 0:53.1 | go, go, go, go, go. |
| 0:54.5 | So we're like, okay, this is really unexpected. |
| 0:57.8 | And we drive down the street and pull over and we look at the box and it is a massive box, |
| 1:04.5 | like a whole display of a king-sized airhead candy. |
| 1:10.3 | Wow. |
| 1:10.6 | So, yeah, a couple, me and my high school best friend. of a king-sized airheads, the candy. Wow. |
| 1:17.2 | So, yeah, a couple, me and my high school best friends stoned out of our minds lived off of airheads for about four straight days after that. |
| 1:20.5 | Airheads. |
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