Well, that fart might not be vanishing, but there's a handful of things that people say might be vanishing from our society, and the good news is we got a whole list.

The men's room top ten. The men's room top ten!

Ten or more things people believe will soon vanish from society.

My bet is on the unicorn. Sure, everyone would have you believe they don't exist, but they do. We've barely explored 5% of the ocean. Do you mean to tell me you

have looked under every rock, in every cave, in every

forest around the globe? I say nay. Or should I say nay? But don't worry, we'll hunt them all down

and spill their delightful rainbow-colored glittery blood for sports soon enough.

Die, unicorn.

Die.

Damn.

That's right.

You know glitter comes from the unicorn's glitterous, right?

That's a little known fact. That's where all the glitter comes from the unicorn's glitterous, right? That's a little known fact.

That's where all the glitter comes from in the world.

That's the source.

You've got to milk the glitterous to get glitter.

So, kids, remember that the next time you're making, you know, something special for your parents in the holidays.

Most men don't know where that's at.

I got to find it.

You got to look around.

How long is you going to take it to milk the unicorn?

Can't find the glitters, man.

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