Sluts vs. Dykes -- WHO YOU GOT???
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2022
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
An arrested driver claims he didn't know a severed head and torso were inside his truck, a Houston mom is accused of isolating her COVID positive son in the trunk of car and psychologists argue over whether to call patients "sluts".
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| 0:47.6 | and a raging debate over the use of the word slut. I'll come it up on episode 139 of the |
| 0:53.7 | Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project. JRP. Junior Vice President. Man, we got a lot of |
| 1:01.1 | warts over here and that's been our position since September. |
| 1:16.8 | Hmm, people are moving. People are bumping today. What is that? What are the warts? What are |
| 1:21.7 | about the warts? You don't know what that quotes from? Some people want to go bite in speech or |
| 1:26.6 | something. Neither one of you knows what that's from. I'm shocked. You want to get one more time. |
| 1:32.5 | Man, we got warts. Man, we got a lot of warts, but we're here and that's been our position since |
| 1:37.3 | September. Man, we got a lot of warts, but we're here and that's been our position since September. |
| 1:44.0 | You don't know. Nobody knows. Mike Tom. Nobody knows. Mike Tomlin post game press conference. Man, |
| 1:51.1 | we got a lot of warts, but we're here. That was like, that was like, that'll be one of his great |
| 1:57.8 | quotes of his coaching career. We got a lot of warts, but we're here. People love it. Yes, |
| 2:02.6 | gems like that every week. I know. I know. You're the best. He's the best, but this is like, |
| 2:07.6 | he's not coming in cocky. He knows he's the seventh seed. He knows he's got the worst odds of anyone |
| 2:12.8 | to win the Super Bowl, but we're here and we're playing like we're going to win on Sunday. I'm excited. |
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