The JRVP Promise
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2022
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
A man who had pig heart transplant is guilty of 1988 stabbing, a man claims he lost 1.5 inches in penis size due to Covid and a model says Drake put hot sauce in condoms to kill sperm and not get trapped.
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| 1:21.6 | Visit athletic greens.com slash JRP for a free one year supply of vitamin D and five free travel |
| 1:27.7 | packs with your first purchase that's athletic greens.com slash JRP. Coming up we've got Drake |
| 1:39.2 | miss using hot sauce COVID dick and a guilty man with a pig heart all next in episode 140 of |
| 1:47.3 | the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project JRPP. June your vice president. Don't blink if you're |
| 1:55.1 | blinker cut your eyelids off. I know that who that is for the last time in the 2021 NFL season |
| 2:12.3 | and say goodbye to Mike Tomlin your fearless leader of the Pittsburgh Steel. Who knows he might |
| 2:17.3 | still be around. I mean people are going to be asking him about Ben. He's going to be in the press |
| 2:21.6 | talking about changes they're going to make that he always has great quotes. He might be on the |
| 2:25.9 | Super Bowl coverage because I know I used to work for NBC and I know they've tried and |
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