Slop Quest 95 North Korea Diarrhea

Slop Quest

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill & Andy remember the old Church of Latter Day Saints commercials. This leads them to speculate on the pros and cons polygamy and this leads to a few disagreements as well as a business idea for a “ball sauna” to help the husbands plow. Then Andy pitches an idea where people are knocked out for all their flights and shoved into tubes. The boys reminisce about how Andy behaved on Kratom. Then they talk about popping RFK jr’s heart rate monitors on dogs to trick the government. Andy talks about a white lady in the audience crying while being empowered by a joke about doodies balls. They talk about using O’Neill’s 5’9 bit as a way of speaking truth to power. Then they talk about comedian angry freak outs. The boys also put their brilliant minds to use on how to handle the North Korea, South Korea problem and Ryan tries to convince Ari to ski there. The boys talk about how to be born into a wealthy family by cleaning streets in Heaven.

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0:00.0	how great would that is it's a jr. Oh, yeah. How great would that is. It's genius.
0:10.6	Oh, my God. It's a Monday morning, everybody. Praise our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Okay.
0:18.3	Latter-day Saints. I don't know about those. Why? I don't know about those latter-day guys. Did you have those commercials all the time? Oh, yeah, big time. But it's weird. I didn't know there weren't any Mormons at my town. There weren't either. I don't even know where the temple was. I remember those who live by the sword, die by the sword.
0:38.0	They did have some impressive commercials. Yeah, they did. But I didn't know where to go. And I wanted to join. I said, I like these guys. I don't know where to go, though. Do you remember the one where I goes, and being different and feeling different? And being different is being great. and that was the
0:54.2	Church of Latter-day Saints
0:56.3	with all these kids
0:57.7	diverse people And being different is being great. And that was the Church of Latter-day Saints. Wow. With all these kids, diverse kids. Diverse kids? Yeah. This is in the 90s? Yeah. No, this is the 80s. This is the 80s. Wait, by diverse, you mean different heights. Yes. White's of different heights. No. It was definitely. They didn't have... White kids, black kids, Asian kids.
1:11.8	No.
1:12.6	Because it's being different and feeling different and looking different is being...
1:17.7	It's being...
1:18.3	It's big X comes on and then it just shows like a dude with some fucking white dude with like...
1:25.8	Sixth lawn wives.
1:27.1	Yeah, and he's like, being the same.
1:30.1	It's pretty good.
1:31.7	Is it lame?
1:34.0	There we go with that rhymes game.
1:35.0	Well, they just do pounding, pounding lots of pussy.
1:39.3	That was the Danish commercial for the Mormon church.
1:42.3	I like the most pounding lots of pussy is great.
1:46.6	From the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day States.
1:49.5	Everyone would have enjoyed.
1:51.1	They're like lots of wives, different tities.
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