How great would that is.

It's genius.

Oh my God.

I looked at the temperature today and I go, I'm going to take a shower before I had to O'Neill's.

Is that what you did?

Yeah.

Oh, because it smelled like you didn't take a shower.

Shut the fuck up.

You smell like duty poopoo.

Did you take a shower in your old sweat? Yeah, did you take a shower in a garbage can? I did. I filled it up with... I go leave the trash in there. Hey, don't pour that juice out of the bottom. Dude, it's crazy that you took a shower in a garbage can and it also made you gay. All right.

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Pay the gay away.

Stick around for the second half of the hour.

Where you won't hear any garbage juice gay shit.

What a sentence.

The garbage juice, damn, dude, it's fucking, I don't know how these garbage men deal with it. The juice is going to be the worst. The juice is the best part. That's what they always say. No, they don't. I have never heard a garbage fan go, can't wait to get to that juice. I have a buddy who's a garbage man. He goes, the juice is the best part. That's what you learn in training. Yeah, you go, no, he goes, sometimes it'll just juice on your head.

Do they still ride on the back of garbage trucks i do see

that every now and then yeah okay i i mean in l.a they did it's everything's been automated

well people barely get out it's a real shit show that it. Also, they fucked our parking in half because they said,

it's too hard to get to these. So they kept saying that until now we only have a spot in a half.

We used to have two spots. And then people block their parking with the garbage cans. They're like,

you can't park. People are so psychotic about parking in front of their house. I know. But I did. I think kids miss the guy on the back of the truck. That was like the whole selling point of a kid when you're like, I want to be a garbage man. I don't know if you ever want it. Was that a goal of yours? I mean, I did think it was cool. Yeah. It was like I get to ride. I get to hang on the back of a truck. Yeah, that's true. It's like garbage all day. Now, I will say there was, you know how they have those new robot arms that pick up the individual can? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's automated. Yeah, but that was cool because in kindergarten, the garbage man waved with it to Winnie. Oh, you had those when you were in kindergarten? No, to Winnie. Oh, okay, okay. I was in kindergarten with my daughter. You go, hey, I feel like I did a refresher course. I go, hey, remember how I showed you Happy Gilmore? This is Billy Madison. Yeah, Billy Madison. Yeah, I get him confused all the time. So do I. Yeah, you're... The Billy Madison Way. That's the only way I remember it. Okay. Oh, pass and fourth grade. Remember? He hires that band. Yeah. Yes. I think, but I do think kids want to do the arm now. The arm is awesome. Because I tried to tell my nephew, I was like, we used to hang on the back. He was like, where? He goes, where old man? There was a shelf. No one gives a shit. There was like a little fucking thing you stand on. He goes, that sounds pretty skibbiddy.

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