Slop Quest 93 The Hunters

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week O’Neill tries to build Andy’s confidence at the top of the show. Then the boys talk about the FBI raising money by selling DVDs with cut scenes from the Epstein jail. Then Andy gets a bunch of facts wrong but finds out right away this time. O’Neill tries to wake up Andy with farts which derails the podcast. We have an update from ATC Aaron and Andy mistakes Wesley Willis for William Wallace. Then the boys talk about the toilet situation in Liberia. Then they talk about growing crops in beach doodie. Then talk about the EDM scene in Goa. Then Ryan watches the Hunter Biden interview and has some issues with his preparedness to run for president. Then the boys talk about how ex presidents can completely white wash their crimes by pounding booze with people at bars. O’Neill gets mad that Andy hasn’t watched his “skits” on his website. Then Andy walks Ryan through the CIA Simple Sabotage Handbook and O’Neill loses his mind and realizes he could have been the world’s best CIA agent.

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0:00.0	how great what that is it's genius oh boy if you leave me now you'll take away the biggest
0:17.0	did you fart why does it smell like farts
0:21.7	oh dude i've been eating beads for like four days straight
0:24.7	i think it's just i think it's embedded in the fabric brother i had
0:28.7	fake hot dogs
0:29.9	you're asking me if i farted
0:32.6	dude that's your internal system
0:35.3	fucking boiling over. Yeah.
0:37.8	Into your no.
0:38.7	Oh, great.
0:39.8	Fake hot dogs are better than the real thing.
0:43.5	It is better than that.
0:44.3	Yeah.
0:44.5	What do they put in their crans?
0:46.6	Fucking glue.
0:48.1	Fabric softener.
0:49.1	Yeah.
0:49.5	What the fuck, dude.
0:51.1	Fake hot dogs?
0:52.3	Garnuba wax.
0:53.6	Just take a step off a bridge if you're at that level.
0:56.9	Just don't eat hot dogs. Yeah, there's probably a good idea. Yeah, fuck the hot dogs, dude.
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