Slop Quest 92: Sniffers Delight

Slop Quest

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill finds out about the “Burbank Butt Sniffer” and is shocked when it turns out that it’s not Andrew. Then they pitch Nordstrom on a new ad campaign, “Nordstrom Sniff Out The Savings”! And to be honest, it really has legs. Then O’Neill can’t believe the backstory of the sniffer and it almost derails the entire show. Then they try to write a biography about the incident with one of the craziest book titles ever. The Andrew laments the fact that it’s sweltering while two unused air conditioners sit in the same room they’re recording in. This episode is really good and really stupid. Come get your slop!

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0:00.0	Sense.
0:01.0	Sense.
0:02.0	Sense.
0:03.0	How great would that is?
0:06.0	It's genius.
0:07.0	How great would that is?
0:09.0	How great would that is?
0:11.0	How great would that is?
0:14.0	It's genius.
0:15.0	How great would that is?
0:17.0	Sincense.
0:18.0	Sincense.
0:19.0	Sincense.
0:20.0	How great would that is. It genius how good morning everybody little boys little girls
0:29.2	what's your name sir uh i'm uncle ryan oh and i'm uncle andy
0:36.7	we're here uncle to the uncleathon. One straight Uncle would gay uncle. Yeah, he's the gay one. Wait, what? A real switcheroo. Hey, I'm the king of the glory holes. Okay, pay the gay way. Patreon.com slash SlopQuest. That's Ryan O'Neill. My name's Andrew DeWitt. You're ready now. I know you are for some SlopQuest. I said I had an article to discuss with you. You go, oh, everybody sent me that. I didn't say it like that. You go, fuck you. Have I ever talked like that in my life? This is how I talk every time. Oh, cool. Awesome. Yeah, dude. Do it one time. Go, hey, I got this article to discuss. Yeah, who gives it fucking shit? It's dark Andy, dude. Oh, yeah, I got arrested from sniffing ass. Fucking, who cares? Throw him into the fucking, you know what? Kill them. Kill kill this piece of show if that were the show
1:29.1	you're about 15 minutes worth of shit then you'd be like i got nothing else you'd be loving it
1:36.2	let's make sure the audio work and he looks mad handsome adam dude he wants that d i've got
1:42.9	wait till i trim my beard then i'm going to look even better. He goes, wait, why? What's that going to do? Because I look a little old manny right now. I thought you do it. You just have like chiseled jawline. No, I just, I will look more like a handsome boy, Andy. What if it's all hair? You shave it down, you're like 160 pounds shredded. Yeah.
2:02.6	You're like, this is all just hair. These titties were made out of hair. It was just chest hair.
2:06.6	It's just hair. I got chest hair in second grade. You imagine hair tits? Yeah. Dude, I would do it. Like big old Armenian hair tits. Oh, dude, that sucks. A lot of these Armenian guys that look Jack, if you shaved them, they're just like, they look like Auschwitz guys. Instead of synthol into their muscles, injecting into their muscles, they're just sculpting their body hair into muscle. Yeah, they go to the gym, but it's really just a barber shop where they're like, let me give you some six-pack abs. Yeah, and then they spray it down real hard with hairspray. That's how they get their pump. I wouldn't doubt it, dude. Those are hairy motherfuckers. That is crazy. There's some chick on Instagram who was, she was in a nurse's outfit. And someone at Starbucks was like hey I just want to thank you for
2:53.2	saving people's lives and she's like and then she put on Instagram I'm in school now learning how
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