Slop Quest 91 Good Jeans

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Ryan tries to figure out what’s got the internet so pissed off about a blue jeans ad. Then the boys float the idea of a Sidney Sweeney presidency with random civics tests for American citizens with big rewards. The boys also talk about the Tea App massive leak. The boys then talk about how scary it is to talk to actual psychopaths. Then they talk about the disturbing phenomenon of ex-mafia YouTube. O’Neill sits beside a dude having a potentially viral meltdown on a plane. Then O’Neill tries out some new cool rhyme schemes and floats the idea of Dr. O’Neill Sings. Then the boys hand out African Warlord names and try to build a business as Brand Consultants for African Warlords through a new PR Company.

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0:00.0	how great would that is it's genius
0:07.4	oh my god good morning everybody we're back baby oh yeah back in the live again
0:16.4	adam says you look handsome today oh shush hush. He says he wants to suck you off. Hey, Patreon.com slash pay the gay away. No, that's not it. Patreon.com slash SlopQuest. Yes. To say that one guy goes, I said, this is. We're going to give him a shout out, dude. I copied his thing so we can give him a shout out we got to dig into this dude the reason i
0:37.5	labeled this good genes have you seen the backlash for the sydney swiney fucking american eagle
0:44.1	ad no what's the backlash because she's looking sexy in it dude yeah the backlash is they're
0:49.6	calling it eugenics they're saying it's racist and it's eugenics. We're done. We're done with the internet.
0:56.4	And guess who's doing it? Who's doing it? Fat white chicks. Yeah, you know what fuck off.
1:01.0	They used to be good for sucking your dick and getting some ago. Now they're over here
1:06.0	complaining about Cindy, sweetie. Here's the deal. Keep your mouth shut. You got to get some good D, okay? Just keep your mouth shut and be cool. By the way, I was rooting for you, fat chicks. Fat white chicks. I loved you. I loved you so much and you betray me? It was your biggest fan and you fucked it up. He all fucked it up. Now I can't even look at you.
1:28.1	No.
1:28.6	Dude, the backlash, they're like, I was like, by the way, if you would have bought a hot black chicken there, I'd be like, yeah, also, good jeans. I agree with you. And they would go, uh, that's eugenics. Yeah, I feel like, if they said that, though, that'd be great. But it'd be the fat fucking redneck white chicks who go, this is white replacement.
1:27.8	It'd be a whole different fat white chick. Let's just. Also, you put a fucking Latino chick, any hot chick. If they put good jeans, then, then there'd be like an Asian, fat Asian chicks being like, what the fuck is this? It's just Asian hate.
2:02.7	We'll never be fat.
2:04.2	Stop.
2:04.5	We'll never have big fat tinnies like this.
2:06.7	It's not in our DNA.
2:09.1	Dude, we've got to just come to terms with the fact that every corner of the internet is aggrieved at all times.
2:15.0	Yes.
2:15.3	Don't listen to these people.
2:16.7	They're fucking psychos.
2:18.0	Yeah.
2:18.4	I don't give a fuck what they have to say.
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