Slop Quest 89 Pee Shiddy

Slop Quest

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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The boys get a five star review for their podcast but it’s just about Andy getting lead poisoning from his Stanley Thermos. This leads them to talk about the powers unleashed by getting slightly dumber every year. Ryan talks about penises as a sales tactic to get people to “pay the gay away” by joining Patreon. Then they talk about plastic army men being found in semen. Andy hits the Dollar Store for Yardley’s soap and gets roasted for it. Then they develop a soap for wieners only. Andy thinks the nation is stress eating dollar store candy. Then the boys talk about the Diddy trial and taking a rickshaw to the airport. Then there’s a little Bailey Jay/Buck Angle talk and O’Neill gets confused. Then they talk about the old Popular Science videos about which machines rip your dick off. Then O’Neill tries to pay Andy for voice over work with cookies. Then they reminisce about Paula Dean as O’Neill tries to remember what happened to her. Then they talk about delusional treasure hunters. Then Burt invents a “camping toilet” and hires Andy to draw his invention but Burt focuses too much on unimportant details.

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0:00.0	how great what that is it's genius
0:03.4	i'm sensei
0:04.5	sensei all right
0:06.5	sensational
0:09.3	jinks okay
0:12.1	um if you followed the show for a long time
0:15.6	uh david taylor you know who david taylor is
0:18.3	david taylor's dead. Is that true? Yes.
0:21.6	No, it isn't.
0:22.4	I saw him yesterday.
0:23.7	He wanted me to tell everybody he's dead.
0:28.8	Oh, he'll tell everybody I died.
0:31.1	Why did he say that?
0:32.6	Because he's a writer now.
0:34.2	He no longer wants to be discussed on podcast or as a comedian. Okay. I'm a writer. I want to be
0:41.2	dead to the world. It sounds good. So there you. I think it'll work for him. He's dead, ladies and
0:47.9	gentlemen. He's dead. Now he was earnest with this? Yeah, I ran into him on the street. I was going for my hike and I see his car.
0:55.4	I go, oh, it looks like David Taylor's car, that he's coming down from the stairs doing his workout. Where are you going, O'Neill? I was like, well, for a long hike. I'll join you. He goes, I'm about to go fuck some mentally ill pussy. He did have a great story. you think, I fucked a January 6th, uh, stormer.
0:55.4	And he did have a great story he said I fucked a January 6th
1:11.3	stormer
1:13.1	in the butt or the pussy
1:16.1	is this a lady
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