Slop Quest 88 Nun of Yo Biznass!

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Ryan reveals how women are hanging out with nuns instead of wearing thongs at the beach. Andy finds out that E-Girls are pretending to be femboys in order to get more followers on Only Fans and when the secret gets out everyone rages. Then Ryan comes up with a new scam where he dresses as a nun to bang chicks. Then they come up with a pitch for Sister Act 3 based on this premise. Andy finds out that out that Russel Crowe is trying to kickstart a music career and the comments are amazing. This makes O’Neill lament the downward trajectory of Bruce Willis’ movie career. Then they pitch an idea for Ryan called “Cool Navy Seal”. There’s some Bezos wedding talk then they create a Delta Premium Gooner’s Lounge. Andy goes to Medieval Times, enjoys the food but has a bone to pick with the show. The O’Neill creates some Wild West names for fans.

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0:00.0	how great would that is it's genius
0:03.5	good morning boys and girls
0:07.4	hey everybody it's just us
0:10.0	your local hometown heroes
0:12.6	i'm ryan oh
0:16.1	yeah you have a name tag on today what's up with that i didn't want to switch my
0:20.0	shirts dirty another one because it's going to be a real hot sweaty on today what's up with that i didn't want to switch my shirts dirty another one
0:21.4	because it's going to be a real hot sweaty mess today that's true so but i also don't want to
0:25.6	advertise the product that's on this shirt so i put a little tape over it oh good idea dude
0:30.3	did you write rhino on it i had uh another individual that lives in this home to it and i can
0:36.6	recognize the feminine stink of girl handwriting all over it.
0:41.1	You know what?
0:41.8	You're such a misogynist.
0:43.1	I love it.
0:44.1	Yeah.
0:44.7	Speaking of misogyny, dude, all these fucking hot girl summer, that's over with.
0:48.9	Oh, yeah, it's all dude's summer stuff.
0:51.3	And you know where women are going?
0:53.1	Where?
0:53.9	All these young women?
0:54.9	They're going to monasteries.
0:57.0	They're spending the summer with nuns, dude.
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