Slop quest 84 On The Spectrum of Death

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. This week they consider starting their own “horny Slop Quest” religion. Then O’Neill wants to rent an abandoned skyscrapers but gets worried about hidden creepers. Then the boys talk about how easy it is to be a ceo in today’s environment. The they talk about making the White House into a reality show. Then Andy reveals an infuriating “Am I Overreacting “. O’Neill is flabbergasted by the choices Ben Afflek makes in the new Accountant sequel. They offer up some compelling relationship advice. O’Neill tries to rip one on the sly but gets caught out immediately. Then Ryan tries to hype up a 200 year old condom. Andy finds out about a 711 using opera to drive off homeless people. One of Andy’s Chicago buddies tries to pay a stripper’s rent and bankrupts himself. Then they help out a listener who’s going through a break up. Then they revisit the 80’s classic “Soul Man”. Then Ryan gets too vulnerable and Andy roasts him.

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0:00.0	how great would that is it's genius how
0:05.9	hey hey who is it's slop quest hey everybody good morning knock knock hey dude that's
0:16.7	that's what we need to start doing hiring people to go door to door today we'd like to talk to you about
0:21.1	slop quest how quickly would people call the police swap quest of latter day saints would actually
0:27.0	be a fantastic promotion we just get homeless people to go door to door with pamphlets we should
0:33.1	register as a religious service that's true as a sexual religious service the sexual religion
0:40.6	in california is a thing we bring you sexual gratification for your mind and and pussy and no only
0:49.5	penises no no pussy allowed dude that would actually be
0:55.0	man can you imagine someone goes door to door to talk to you about a podcast
0:57.8	that would be it's about to happen
1:00.0	it's a great grassroots marketing
1:03.3	I'm gonna go over to Fryman Canyon and hand out leaflets
1:06.2	about our podcast I'm gonna stand on the corner there
1:08.7	with the speaker be like honk if you love SlopQuest. I want to talk to you about, and are horny. I want to talk to
1:16.1	horny people who love Slop Quest. There's a guy that's down at the corner a lot with the Jesus thing.
1:22.6	Yeah. Talking about the rapture. Dude, if real estate continues, if commercial real estate...
1:28.4	To be so fucking awesome.
1:30.9	Continues to take a fucking shit.
1:33.0	We should just rent out an office and throw a banner over it that says SlopQuest
1:37.5	podcast.
1:38.1	That'd be great.
1:38.7	We should just rent out a whole office building.
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