Slop Quest 83 Lion Attack Marketing

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

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Ryan was kept up all night by a mysterious alarm and this causes them to create a new business website called WifeDoctor.com. Andy goes to the Water World Stunt Spectacular and sits in the “soak” seats but remains bone dry. Kevin Costner makes an extremely poor directing choice and gets roasted by the boys for like 30 minutes. Then they come up with a business where they add sexy b-roll to random movies to “spice ‘em up”. Ryan gets attacked by a tiger in India. Then a lion kills a guy after he goes to the bathroom. This causes the boys to formulate a meal that would produce a diarrhea so powerful it would scare off a n apex predator. Then realistic baby dolls take over Brazilian hospitals and Ryan gets out Frank Britton Rickettes. Then they address the TRT epidemic taking over 50 year old men. Andy gets real about his binge eating and it’s hilarious.

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0:00.0	How great would that is.
0:01.7	It's genius.
0:02.6	Oh, yeah.
0:05.3	We are.
0:06.7	We're here, ladies and gentlemen.
0:07.9	How are you?
0:08.6	Happy Tuesday.
0:11.0	It's a dreamy Tuesday out here.
0:12.6	It's not that steamy yet.
0:15.8	We'll see.
0:17.3	This place gets more and more humid.
0:18.9	It becomes more and more like Portland, dude.
0:24.4	What a shit way to start this show if you like what you're listening
0:26.0	if you like to hear about the weather
0:27.6	for 20 minutes right off the bat
0:30.5	all right in a city you probably
0:32.5	not even living in fine let's make it a little spice
0:35.0	here god this humidity gives me diarrhea
0:37.4	god this humidity makes me diarrhea. God, this humidity
0:39.3	makes me horny. I don't get it. I'm on three and a half hours of sleep. I know, dude. We talked about... I don't even know what's happened right now. This guy, something happened. Bad. The person that I'm currently living with, might change Didn't hit the fucking snooze button
0:56.0	or hit the snooze button
0:58.2	forgot to turn off the alarm. By the way, I don't know how
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