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Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Andy finds all the parts to his old Stanley Thermos and is far too excited. Ryan reveals that Ozempic makes the pee pee bigger. Then Andy promises “no more dog shit ideas”. Also, he experiences a harrowing bout of sleep paralysis. Then they find out that the Atari 2600 can beat AI at chess. Then they write a sci-fi story called Race Car 3039: The Future is Gay. They also play with the idea of a Costco airline. Then O’Neill reveals the true building blocks of comedy. Then “Bad Boy Andrew” makes an appearance to shit on O’Neill’s ideas instead of vice versa and O’Neill can’t get enough.

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0:00.0	how great would that is it's genius
0:03.3	we're coming right at you live from the LA riots
0:09.4	hey we're in the streets it's really dicey man
0:12.6	boom boom dude I have I live
0:16.3	10 minutes from the riots
0:19.4	I have not seen or heard hydrant nor hair of rioters.
0:24.0	Yeah, I'm getting messages from relatives constantly being like,
0:27.9	oh my God, look at this video.
0:30.4	And I go, that's a video from 2020.
0:33.0	Also, it's great because we're already having a bit of a tourist problem.
0:37.7	Yeah.
0:38.2	I got an alert the other night that said at 11 p.m. said, do not go to downtown L.A.
0:43.8	And I was like, nobody is going to downtown L.A. after fucking 4.30 p.m.
0:49.6	Well, my wife is teaching summer school in downtown L.A.
0:53.0	So not at 11 p.m.
0:54.8	I went down it.
0:56.1	They were like, we got a special program at 11 p.m.
1:00.2	It's fucking summer school.
1:02.6	Bring your kids.
1:06.5	We're not going down there.
1:08.6	I drove everyone crazy last night. With what? Beating off? I know. You're all going down there, so... I drove everyone crazy last night.
1:11.5	With what?
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