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Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

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Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. Ryan is back from Austin, where the comedy is great and the city is…fine. Then O’Neill praises the homeless public masturbators of Texas. Andy finds a Silicon Valley executive who’s trying to create his own scam religion. Then the boys try to figure out if anal causes permanent damage and O’Neill makes a strange new promise. Then the boys come up with a plan to save zoomer chicks from a fate worse than death.

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0:00.0	Ready? Yeah, let's get that shit going.
0:01.9	You ready, dude?
0:02.4	I'm fucking ready.
0:03.7	You know I was born ready.
0:04.9	How great would that is.
0:09.7	How great would that is?
0:10.8	How great would that is?
0:14.7	How great would that is?
0:16.0	How great would that is. How great would that is?
0:26.2	What?
0:27.1	YouTube.
0:27.6	Make sure we're not double playing ourselves.
0:30.0	I don't understand what you just fucking said.
0:32.0	Doesn't matter.
0:32.6	Hey, everybody.
0:33.4	Welcome to Slop Quest.
0:35.2	My name is Andrew DeWitt. This is Ryan O'Neill. Oh, hey, everybody. I'm
0:40.0	Ryan O'Neill, I think. He just got back from. I was in Austin. Deep in the heart of Texas.
0:46.8	Yeah. You would yell that out at a grocery store. You'd go, you'd clap and go deep in the heart.
0:52.2	And everyone would go Texas. Would they really?
0:54.2	I bet they would.
0:54.8	Yeah, no, we did it all the time.
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