Slop Quest 81: AI Blackmail

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. On this episode the boys dissect the newest AI catastrophe and come up with a new Christian Karate based business strategy to help people karate chop away sin.

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0:00.0	How great would that is. It's
0:09.1	How great would that is? It's genius. How great would that is?
0:11.6	How great would that is? It's a genius. How great would that is? It's genius. How great would that is? It's genius. How great would that is? It's genius. How great would that is.
0:23.1	It's genius.
0:23.9	Alpsensei.
0:25.6	Oh, hey, everybody.
0:28.6	Good morning, everyone.
0:30.5	Hey, everybody.
0:31.4	Welcome back to the show.
0:33.1	Hey, don't worry, everybody, because at the gas station, I found found this little receipt i don't have to worry
0:39.5	about paying anything because jesus paid it all sin paid shame and regret paid lies and deceit paid
0:49.5	immortality i don't know wait what's important to put mortality?
0:56.1	Immortality is paid for?
0:57.4	Yeah, I think they meant to put mortality. No, I think they mean that you get, you are immortal.
1:00.3	Holy shit, dude, you're immortal.
1:02.0	That's true.
1:03.9	Unbelief and doubts?
1:05.7	Pay.
1:06.2	Unbelief?
1:06.9	Yeah.
1:07.5	Is that a word?
1:08.7	Unbelief?
	...

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