Slop Quest 74: Summertime Randy

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Rats are at war with crows in Southern California. Ryan tells Andy what “Hotwifing” js and they weigh in on the pros and cons. Then Andy’s wife has a message for O’Neill…about how much she loves the Jamaican Me Horny Spring Break album. Then O’Neill promises to never censor himself or conform to ridiculous societal norms. Then they talk about what’s really inside the Ark of the Covenant. Andy exposes Reiki Healing as a scam through a Reddit post. Then they pitch an action wartime drama called Dog B*mb that’s so good YouTube cuts their live stream.

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0:00.0	how great would that is?
0:01.0	Hold on.
0:02.0	We'll have to start over.
0:03.0	I forgot my accord.
0:04.0	Oh, shit.
0:06.0	Stay there.
0:07.0	Stay right where you are.
0:09.0	Oh, fuck.
0:10.0	Yes, this is a, this is a little take two.
0:13.0	That was just pre-show banter.
0:15.0	What the fuck?
0:17.0	Sinsa, Sincere.
0:18.0	Oh.
0:19.0	Sinsense.
0:20.0	How great would that is. How great would that is it's a genius how great would that is it's a genius how great would that is it's a genius
0:39.9	you can see yourself running out you go oh shit that's so funny to me dude
0:46.4	hey sorry for the technical difficulty is the late start yeah it's all good yeah my mom broke
0:52.6	her arm so uh hey uh, hey, man.
0:54.3	That happens, bro.
0:56.1	It does happen.
0:59.0	My parents had a squirrel chew through their roof, got into their house.
1:03.3	And now it's fucking terrorizing them.
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