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Slop Quest

Slop Quest 75: Good Morning Boys & Girls!

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Full episodes here: Patreon.com/slopquest


Andy welcomes everyone to the show and talks about a kid’s YouTube channel that is so stupid it makes kids non-verbal. Ryan gets an outrageous Venmo request and they try to come up with heartstring pulling Venmo scams. Then they talk Less Than Zero and eyebrow mites. Then the boys talk about airport spaghetti and meatballs from DFW 711. Then the boys diagnose American bowel movements in the Great British Dump off. O’Neill brags about his Cambodian dumps and Andy worries about the Khmer Rouge hiding in toilets with machetes. Then O’Neill is still angry at Arnold Schwarzenegger for banging his dumpy maid. Then they try to figure out the sex lives of conjoined twins and that tiny lady from TLC has a new boyfriend.

Transcript

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How great would that is?

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It's genius.

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How great would that is?

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How great would that is?

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How great would that is?

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It's a genius.

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How great would that is?

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Sincense.

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Sincense.

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Sincere. How great would that is. It genius how good morning boys and girls

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sounds like the world's creepiest fucking kids show you're like hey yeah who's ready to learn

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about correct hope you like to see my weeder.

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That's where you go immediately.

0:40.4

That's your show.

0:41.4

That's what I'm trying to do, dude.

0:42.6

My show says, under it, it says,

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Andrew DeWitt's morning show for kids,

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no weiner's shown.

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Imagine if you had to put a disclaimer,

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