Slop Quest 73: Up All Night Andy

Slop Quest

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Ryan accuses Andy of staying up all night partying. Then Andy gets a new electrical panel and the results are hilarious. Then there’s some bathrobe related neighborhood shenanigans going on and Ryan won’t let Andy play with some new toys he got for her nieces and nephews. Then Andy tells Ryan about the Chinese Sherlock Holmes, “The Honorable Judge Dee”, who solves mysteries by torturing people and talking to ghosts. O’Neill find out about the CEO of Pirate’s Booty who tried to take over an entire town. Andy gets berated at the Dollar Store for “cutting in line”. Andy unclogs a major toilet disaster and Ryan tells him he’s getting played. Then they have a business idea about how to get business men to covertly unstick their balls from the side of their leg.

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0:00.0	Sense, Sense, Sense,
0:03.0	Sense, how great would that is.
0:07.0	It's genius.
0:08.0	How great would that is?
0:10.0	How great would that is?
0:12.0	How great would that is?
0:15.0	How great would that is?
0:17.0	How great would that is?
0:19.0	How great would that is it's genius
0:24.3	oh fuck I forgot my button
0:27.4	what's your button dude I was given I was just in San Jose
0:30.7	thank you for Tim thank you for Brian
0:34.3	aka Montov Kinklebottom and there were other people those are the only two guys I went out to meetottom. And there were other people.
0:38.5	Those are the only two guys I went out to meet after the show, but there were other people in there that were yelling out shit at other shows.
0:45.2	But he gave me a button.
0:46.8	I know what this button does.
0:48.6	This button is like, and it's like two minutes long.
0:51.5	It's the whole song.
0:52.6	Do you have it?
0:53.4	Can you grab it real quick? No, it's like two minutes long. It's the whole song. Do you have it? Can you grab it real quick?
0:54.3	No, it's in my luggage.
0:55.6	I pulled out the scripts and then because I had to take the batteries out because.
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