Slop Quest 72 St Pinchy’s Day

Slop Quest

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest It’s St. Patrick’s Day, Ryan is not wearing green and Andy wants to claim his rightful pinchings. Then Andy plays a devasting testimonial about a woman whose heart was broken by a man who wouldn’t let her fart. Then the boys talk about how irresponsible Los Angeles dog owners are and then we find out a dodgy dog secret about ‘O’Neill. Then HGTV does Goon Cave Makeovers. O’Neill chastises Andy for his public bit addiction. Then he talks like a cave man before the come up with a Gooning For God Christian goon plan. Then O’Neill orders a piss test for Andy. Andy contemplates using a paring of step ladders as a nice tv dinner tray. The boys reveal that O’Neill’s studio actually has trash piled to the ceiling because he won’t throw anything away. A listener’s wife won’t let him listen to the podcast while he washes dishes and the boys come to the rescue. And finally, O’Neill remembers how much he hates PF Changs.

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0:00.0	Genius.
0:01.0	Hey, the Irish music worked out in our favor.
0:05.8	In our flavor.
0:07.2	If Irish eyes are smiling, it's time for pinchy times.
0:12.6	Don't talk about, hey, don't ever disparage my people like that with that garbage song.
0:17.4	You don't like that song?
0:18.5	I'm part of the American Irish Coalition.
0:20.8	Oh, okay. Oh, hey, fucker. I have green underwear on. No, you do. bitch song you don't like that song i'm part of the american irish coalition oh okay well oh hey
0:22.7	fucker i have green underwear on no you do not like hey green stuff's coming out of my dick that's
0:28.0	not true yes just like the chicago river dude i believe it because you've never would never give
0:33.3	yourself an sdd test i wouldn't do but But can me I get a couple of pinches in?
0:37.7	Are you out of your mind?
0:39.5	It's the gayest thing you've done thus far.
0:42.2	You goes, let me get a couple pitches, a couple licks.
0:45.0	I didn't say anything about licking nothing.
0:47.5	Let me get a couple of licks in there.
0:49.4	Let me get a couple of pincers in there.
0:50.9	You fucking, dude.
0:52.1	Welcome to the number one gooner podcast.
0:56.8	This guy was just telling me his gooting habits. He goes, I would never goon on a laptop.
1:00.6	That's true, dude.
1:02.0	Laptops are for work, dude.
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