Slop quest 69: Tattoo Fetish

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Andy has a new hit theme song. O’Neill wants two apartments, one for sex, or maybe just two mattresses or maybe just a sex shack. Hooters goes tits up on the business angle. Andy has a dream that someone steal’s O’Neill new stand up bit. Then Ryan does stand up at a restaurant and watches a guy bomb harder than he’s ever seen before. Then Andy watches a man have all his comedy dreams fall apart in real time. Then they talk about hilarious Titanic improv scenes. O’Neill tries to plan the ultimate self defense jacket and there’s some talk of a second pot cast. Then they rip on billionaires for a bit. Andy and Ryan decide to review the Bible and Ryan tries to tell Andy what he would be in the 1950’s. Then they write a new redpill post voiced by Siri and it’s great.

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0:00.0	Brother?
0:01.0	Sincere
0:02.0	Sincere.
0:03.0	How great would that is?
0:07.0	It's genius.
0:08.0	How great would that is?
0:10.0	How great would that is?
0:12.0	How great would that is?
0:15.0	It's genius.
0:16.0	How great would that is?
0:19.0	Sincere.
0:20.0	How great would that is it's genius how great would that is it's genius oh my
0:27.7	i didn't i didn't do the slop quest bong the slob quest bong i didn't do the side oh that's fine
0:35.2	dude we do it in post, bro.
0:44.1	Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen. You are listening to the sloppiest of the sloppy.
0:49.5	It has been a doozy today. People are saying dance, Andy, dance, dude. To that song? Yeah, and also, we are episode 69, brother.
0:54.9	That's fuck. It's time to suck some dick.
0:58.8	You go ahead.
1:00.9	What if I just did?
1:02.2	What if we just brought some dude and you're just like,
1:04.4	and I'm like, hey, Andrew, you might not want to do that in my fucking home.
1:09.2	Why would you be mad about it?
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