Slop Quest 70 Action F* News

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Originally recorded 3.03.2025

The boys talk about about an Action News chopper that only looks for breaking adult entertainment. Andy doesn’t like reality and he’s completely comfortable about it. Then he uses gnomes from The Dollar Store and uses it as a way derail bedtime. Ryan and Andy talk about how cool they are about cuss words and then Ryan feels old at a softball game. Then they talk about raising the age of consent to 25 to get rid of all creepers. Then they talk about comedy that doesn’t hold up anymore and the seriousness of male depression. O’Neill remembers back when he used a soundboard to prank call Andy during the Boner City USA days. Then they get a mental diagnosis from a science guy. Then Andy finds the Redditor who thought he liked doody stuff and found out…that he didn’t.

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0:00.0	I'm ready dude theme song it up brother
0:03.0	Sinsa Sincere
0:05.0	Sincere
0:06.0	How great would that is
0:09.0	It's G
0:10.0	How great would that is
0:14.0	How great would that is
0:16.0	How great would that is
0:17.0	How great would that is How great would that is. It's genius. How great would that is? It's genius.
0:26.3	How good morning.
0:31.2	Good morning, Los Angeles. How are you?
0:33.7	Hey, this is Skychopter 12.
0:39.4	We got a pile up on the 405, and guess what?
0:44.1	They've got a peepee.
0:46.6	We got hot fuck action.
0:49.0	Oh, the hot fuck action camera?
0:51.6	Dude, oh, this is Action 5 news.
0:54.1	We got action fuck news. We got hot fuck action camera dude oh this is action five news we got action fuck news we got hot fuck
0:57.3	action heading on the 101 we got dude when they do do fully autonomous cars yeah we're
1:04.4	fully autonomous yeah they there is going to be so much fucking going on oh dude on the highway
1:10.2	it's going to be fucking roadhead there's going to be why road fucking going on. Oh, dude. On the highway. It's going to be fucking roadhead.
1:12.1	There's going to be.
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