Slop Quest 68: Juicy Bottoms

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Andrew has a bad dream about kissing butts and O’Neill doesn’t comfort him at all. Then O’Neill comes up with a Scared Straight idea that is unhinged. They talk about Andy getting sent to RFK’s fat camp. Then Andy makes a LinkedIn page for Slop Quest lawyer, Bruce Comanche and blast everyone with an incredible new business idea about “hard power” and a real East are business idea that uses an obscure law from the 1800’s to work. This episode was cut short because of a technical issue, next episode has been recorded longer to make up for it.

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0:00.0	Oh, shit.
0:03.5	I was going to get rid of the beeps, but I have a new quote from you retooks.
0:12.0	Dude, what are you doing?
0:13.6	Dude, you have got to get rid of the beeps.
0:17.9	I will get rid of the beeps, but I have a new quote from you that I want to use.
0:23.1	Do what you need to do, brother?
0:24.9	Do you know what it is?
0:26.2	I do not.
0:27.2	Wait, do I know what it is?
0:28.9	No, I have no fucking idea what it is.
0:31.3	Remember when we ate all that weed on that episode?
0:34.7	Yes.
0:35.3	And you said, you came up with an idea and you go, how great would that is?
0:42.6	All right.
0:43.2	Yeah.
0:43.5	I'm going to put that in there.
0:45.1	I just got to find the episode.
0:46.5	You have to unfuck and beep that.
0:50.1	I know it drives you nuts.
0:51.5	Yeah, dude.
0:52.0	Why are we censoring ourselves?
0:53.4	Well, because, listen, man, I can't do every thing around here, okay?
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