Slop Quest 67: Squatch Job

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We’re live from the “O’Neill Home Studio” and Andy blows it apart by censoring the opening credits. Then a ghost knocks over O’Neill’s sparring helmet and freaks us out. Then they discuss how to judge a person’s intelligence based on what they think heaven is like. Andy then plays delusional music from Instagram and O’Neill loses it. Then Andy’s ex boss sings insults at people and the boys put offensive words in their passwords that get them in trouble. Also, Ryan and Andrew take cheap flights where passengers try to sneak in bags of underwear. It’s a doozy!

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0:00.0	These muscle relaxers are making you retort as fuck.
0:05.0	Why do you do?
0:07.0	What are you doing?
0:10.0	Okay, hold on.
0:11.0	You just beeped out these muscle relaxers are making you retarded as fuck.
0:15.0	Yes, it is.
0:16.0	Because your daughter might listen to this?
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	You piece of shit.
0:19.0	And my wife said, I thought we agreed on pork narded.
0:22.2	Dude, no.
0:24.5	I will not, dude, I will not stand for this.
0:27.6	She also had a good point.
0:28.8	She goes, the intro song can't have the hard R word.
0:32.5	And our first.
0:33.2	And the Fs.
0:34.4	Within our first 10 words of speaking, it's always, fuck you, you fucking gay, you fucking
0:39.6	return.
0:41.1	Come on now.
0:42.7	Dude, come on.
0:44.6	Don't you bail on me, brother?
0:48.4	All right, we're in the new studio.
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