Slop Quest 66: Goodbye Aaron

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest

Andy introduces O’Neill to Clutch Cargo, then O’Neill dives into the opiate prevention scam. Then he repitches an idea about medical jargon with the phrase “Kick Your Heart in The Nards”. Then the boys talk about Ray Stevens doing the theme song for Narcos. Then they come up with an idea for a comedy band where the gimmick is just that the band has shoes on their knees. Then Andy enrages O’Neill when he doesn’t understand what a “twist” in a movie is or a “spoiler”. I can’t articulate how much this bothers O’Neill. Then a man is emasculated by a charcuterie board and O’Neill completely loses it. Then we talk eating a chicken pot pie in bed. Then Andy blows O’Neill’s mind with Japanese KFC Christmas.

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0:00.0	Welcome to SlopQuest, ladies and gentlemen.
0:10.6	I'm your host, Ryan O'Neill.
0:11.7	This is my co-host, Andrew DeWitt.
0:13.4	Hi, everybody.
0:14.9	Hey, if anybody, if you're in the chat and you want to say goodbye to Aaron, this is our last episode of Aaron.
0:21.7	If there's something you want to say to him or about him.
0:25.5	Yeah, and you can say thank you, Aaron, as well.
0:28.1	Or you can just go, hey, I've always wanted to say this, but I was scared there'd be repercussions.
0:33.3	Now is your time to let them know.
0:35.7	There still will be repercussions.
0:37.7	I will hunt you down.
0:40.4	Here's a dark web hacker who could find your address.
0:43.2	We're still working on the technology to have Aaron on as a guest without showing his face.
0:47.6	As a hologram.
0:48.8	As a hologram.
0:49.7	Sitting next to us.
0:51.9	By the way, if we had us sit on the couch and we lowered like a sensor bar over his face, it'd be the awesome.
0:58.5	If we could get a hologram of Aaron's head on that, you know, the go-to black dude with a huge dixon on the bed.
1:07.1	Oh, yeah, yeah.
1:07.7	If we could put Aaron's head on that guy's body and have him as a hologram on the show,
1:12.3	that would be, now I would actually get behind AI.
1:15.0	But he doesn't want to show his face, remember?
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