Hey everybody, welcome to SlopQuest. I'm your host, Rydot. This is my co-host, Andrew DeWitt.

Hey, everybody. I had something witty to say right off the bed. I don't remember it. Well, good news today, ladies and gentlemen, Andrew, drug-free.

Drug-free Mondays. The first time in a week. Instead of meatless Monday, since it's a vegan. I just do drug-free. Drug-free Mondays. For the first time in a week.

Instead of meatless Monday, since it's a vegan, I just do drug-free Mondays.

He's doing a Taco Bell rapper I hear?

That's our sound effects guy.

It's our Foley artist.

Oh, man.

If you like what you listen.

That is unfortunate.

That cough button was not working.

Sometimes you got to jiggle it, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I get it.

Jiggle it?

What's this guy doing back there?

Jiggle it just a little bit.

He got jerking off with aluminum foil.

Dude, would you do for a million dollars?

For a million dollars?

Would I jerk off with a lumbent of foil for I thought you couldn't be bought

I thought this guy couldn't be bought no I'm doing it for free already there we go my stance

stance has changed with the billionaires jerk off luma foil for a million dollars billionaires

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