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🗓️ 3 February 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest Ryan hits a major roadblock with his 5’9 bit and he’s unable to salvage it. Andy takes issue with Ryan’s “it’s always been the same” history hot takes. Andy has to take muscle relaxers and it makes O’Neill definitely not relax. O’Neill then tries to sneak into a ski resort with Ari using a woman’s ski pass and a mask. Then they talk Multi Level Marketing schemes. Then Andy can’t stop looking at the news, sleep, or function. He goes to O’Neill for solid advice. Andy tries to trick his wife into thinking she sent him a fake text. Then Andy twerks for a t-shirt on Conan. Ryan tries to make Andy less gullible but it doesn’t take. The soundboard quits working on Andy and he has to do all the sound effects by hand. O’Neill shares his garlic secret. Aaron feels the repercussions of the air quality problems. Ryan calls out Erin Brockovich in a surprising turn of events. Then the boys talk drunk business. Then there’s a wild neighborhood update with Aaron. Ryan refuses to get off a private jet because it’s too comfortable. Then they talk about real life Indecent Proposals and haggle over prices.
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0:00.0 | Hey, guess who's back? |
0:05.3 | Back? |
0:05.6 | Motherfucker. |
0:07.0 | Oh, no. |
0:07.8 | Yeah, demonetize. |
0:09.3 | Bitch, fuck you, YouTube. |
0:11.1 | Yeah, we hate them. |
0:13.0 | We hate it. |
0:13.5 | We're all about misinformation. |
0:16.1 | We're done now. |
0:17.3 | The yank our fucking videos off. |
0:18.9 | You said motherfucker. |
0:20.1 | Fine. |
0:20.7 | Yeah. Let's get back on track. Who cares? We fucking videos off. You said motherfucker. Fine. Yeah. |
0:21.5 | Let's get back on track. |
0:22.7 | Who cares? |
0:23.2 | We'll burn it down. |
0:24.7 | Diarrhea analingis. |
0:26.1 | There we go. |
0:27.0 | And we're back. |
0:29.4 | They remonitized. |
0:31.3 | You can see a live demonetizing remonitizing. |
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