Slop Quest 63: Fire in the Hole

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest The boys recover (for now) from the Los Angeles fires. They talk about some of the scariest stuff they experienced and O’Neill is ready for looters. The go over there go bag requirements and scrambling to save nude photos. Andy has a dream that really bothers O’Neill. Then O’Neill becomes a dream interpreter with middling success. Andy finds a monetized AI song that’s filthier than any Rowdy Uncle Ronnie and they struggle to figure out how many years we have left as a society. Then they talk about a series of bars to unite lesbians and bros in common allyship once and for all. Then Andy breaks down the increasing hotness of internet femboys to Ryan who is baffled. Then they praise some amazing firefighter pilots who saved our butts. Then they talk mediation etiquette. Then Ryan proposes an amazing new movie idea. Andy agrees to full butt nudity in the movie.

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0:00.0	Thank you for joining us.
0:09.3	And these trying times, we've survived.
0:13.0	SlopQuest is here.
0:14.5	SlopQuest has survived.
0:16.7	We're barely survived, but we made it.
0:20.3	And you can make us make it even further by heading to patreon.com slash slopquest and checking us out.
0:28.8	Yes. A lot of people reached out.
0:31.2	We, yeah, I was touch and go for a couple days.
0:33.4	It was scary.
0:35.2	Yeah.
0:35.5	It was like a hurricane and a gigantic wildfire met and then made love and decided to join forces.
0:47.0	This is how I know it's getting slightly better. Knock on wood. The reason I think it's getting slightly better is for a while our neighborhood Facebook page
0:57.0	was just helpful advice and people being awesome to each other and like being like you can
1:03.1	charge your cell phones at my place blah blah blah and now it's back to and now it's back to who is
1:08.2	this man there's a homeless man walking through our neighborhood
1:11.6	whose camper is this i called in december and they didn't do anything i go we're back baby we
1:18.3	are dude we're back i realize we're in really bad danger because i had to go out and drive
1:25.7	uh wednesday yeah wednesday night and all the stoplights were out
1:29.6	and people were doing whatever they wanted
1:31.7	some people were doing four way stops and then the person behind them
1:34.5	after they stopped they would just follow that person right through
1:37.3	busy intersections are like fuck this rules don't apply to me anymore
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