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Slop Quest

Slop Quest 52: Organ Trail

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan taunts Andy with 2012 Los Angeles home prices. Then Ryan talks about the organ thief conspiracy facing hospitals while Andy talks about how to measure fat guy’s inseam. Then Andy wants to work out at dude’s only naked gym but he can’t seem to sell O’Neill on the idea. Then they talk about how showing the b-hole is the ultimate path to financial freedom. Then Andy f’s up a friend’s joke he’s trying to plug. Then they talk about how gross wearing sneakers inside during the 80’s and 90’s was. The gang read’s Elbert’s Freddy Got Fingered review and lose it at how mad it made Ebert. Then O’Neill brags about eating French cookies that only have 4 grams of sugar in them. Then O’Neill borrows one of Andy’s DvD and sticks it in a toaster. Then the boys come up with an idea for medicine that works BETTER when you drink and O’Neill talks about how bad old people blew it.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the SlopQuest comedy podcast.

0:12.4

Yes, we are comedians that do a podcast.

0:16.5

Of comedy.

0:17.4

Yeah, and I'm Ryan O'Neill.

0:18.6

This is my co-host, Andrew DeWitt.

0:20.5

Yep.

0:22.3

They call him DeWitt doesn't give a shit you're not supposed to cuss in the first 30 seconds i don't give

0:27.8

a fuck oh you did it again dude we have huge problems going on number one they're stealing our organs

0:33.5

while we're still alive is that true yes it Yes, it's true. Who told you that?

0:39.2

This, and this is crazy, dude.

0:42.4

You would normally find me doing this, but I found it on NPR.

0:44.0

Oh, my God.

0:45.9

National public radiation.

0:46.8

Okay.

0:48.1

Mental radiation.

0:52.0

Well, first of all, congratulations on your new pussy.

0:53.7

Thank you.

0:56.6

I had to get it before I was able to read an article.

0:57.3

That's true. I had answered a question and said, where's your penis right now?

1:00.5

I said, tuck between my legs with my balls.

1:03.7

And they go, well, you could read the article.

1:06.1

Very good.

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