Slop Quest 53: Gas Station Brawls

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys toy with the idea of telemarketing their own podcast. This leads to O’Neill remembering starting a grease fire when he was kid because he was on the phone with a telemarketer. Then Aaron recounts a telemarketing nightmare call. Then Andrew parties with a 60 year old professor and O’Neill does not think this guy ruled even though Andy did. Then Andy learns harpsichord. Then Andy talks real life hobbits as O’Neill tries to remember hobbit names and can’t. O’Neill doesn’t care about scientific discoveries and this infuriates Andy. Then O’Neill and Andy get into an epic argument about “what’s better than the Opera”. Then O’Neill tells a classic story about a chain link fence. Then the boys come up with catch phrase for increasing the birth rate.

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0:00.0	Oh my God. All right, let's just start the show. We don't need the best of the worst.
0:05.1	We're the worst show starters of all time.
0:07.7	Hey, it always happens on my watch.
0:09.8	But things are going to change. We've hired a telemarketing company and a spam company to promote SlopQuest.
0:16.1	So be prepared to get unsolicited text messages constantly and phone calls going.
0:22.2	What kind of podcast you like listening to? we have an offer for you from slide dude we should do that we should we did we hired
0:28.2	a company called laser solutions what is that is that a real how do i know that name you don't know
0:34.9	that name it sounds like real though though. Laser Solutions Telemarketing.
0:39.2	Dude.
0:40.0	Is anybody hired a telemarketing company for their podcast?
0:43.4	It's actually called Laser Solutions Podcast Telemarketing.
0:47.1	Can you imagine getting a call at 8 p.m. going, hey, I'm sorry, interrupt your dinner,
0:51.7	but we have an exciting offer to talk to you about at SlopQuest.
0:54.8	Scale of one to ten, how satisfied would you say you are with Kill Tony?
1:01.4	Are you satisfied with your current podcast?
1:04.6	And they're like, well, we've got a real hot offer for you at SlopQuest.
1:08.8	Hello?
1:09.8	We're calling you about your podcast extended warranty.
1:15.4	That was actually my first job.
1:18.3	What?
1:18.7	Selling extended warranties?
1:20.9	Phone surveys.
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