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Slop Quest

Slop Quest 51: Trunk Driver

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets mad at Andy for hogging the intro then he gets even madder that Andy won’t listen to his sexy deep voice. O’Neill goes for a jog in a wildfire and pollen clouds and the complains his throat is sore. Andy reveals O’Neill’s hidden piss spots and they aren’t quite as wildernessy as O’Neill has made it seem. Then Andy does his own taxes and becomes miserable much to Ryan’s chagrin. The boys come up with a new screenplay idea for a movie called Trunk Driver where the fatal flaw of the main character can only consume “high quality ingredients”. Then Andy thinks the movie Flight was a documentary. Then they talk suspicious celebrity deaths. There’s some Tesla battery mishap talk and Ryan is concerned about Andy falling to doody play. Then Ryan chastises Andy’s writing ability. Ryan then thinks all of Andy’s psychological problems come from the movie Over The Top. There’s a fight about consumerism in Christmas and Andy goes to church. Then O’Neill comes up with a romantic way for both of the boys to take a dump together. Something bad happened to Andy when he was in preschool and O’Neill tries to get to the bottom of it.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Dingling, Ling, Ling, Ling.

0:01.6

Hate your dingling?

0:02.8

Welcome to the SlopQuest podcast.

0:06.1

Whoa, Tracy Burgess in the chat.

0:08.2

Oh, yeah.

0:08.6

I'd seen him in a while.

0:09.8

Yeah, my name, hey Tracy, my name is Andrew DeWitt.

0:12.2

His name is Ryan O'Neill.

0:13.7

You never let me say my own name.

0:15.5

I know.

0:16.3

I feel it's more professional for me to say it.

0:20.1

You don't even know my nickname to be fair you can't read it

0:22.5

so i don't know your nickname yeah right right cry cry

0:26.0

there's another cry on it dude my throat is cashed why did you do this

0:32.9

run when in the worst uh air ever you like er can you turn me down just a little bit

0:38.1

you turn me on a little bit while you press your nuts against that glass I think I'm

0:42.9

this is this is unprofessional fuck I'm eight you always but we've been talking for

0:49.8

five minutes you didn't test your mic to talking've been talking for five minutes. You got loud.

0:54.6

He's right.

0:55.2

You weren't talking your full.

0:56.8

Oh.

0:57.4

Okay.

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