Slop Quest 48: Stinky Dinky

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys debate which drugs count as party drugs. Andy has cocaine on his toenail but won’t come clean about it. The gang fondly recounts Ari Shaffir doodie stories. Andy finds out that Apple Podcasts had been transcribing portions of the show as “fun” previews to entice people but they look even more unhinged. Ryan is back from Skankfest with some news! Then he recounts his next door neighbors fighting relentlessly, a dog pisses all over O’Neill’s feet and a YouTube comment blows him away. Andy gets a new job painting lady dongs. Then Andy has sex ed from a nun and she won’t answer any of his questions. Then they both reminisce about setting fires as children.

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0:00.0	Oh yeah, well we're here ladies and gentlemen.
0:05.0	My gong didn't work.
0:10.0	This guys have a gong problems.
0:12.0	Yeah, I'm having a little bit of an issue with like a bong clap clap clap clap clap clap
0:16.7	Wap!
0:17.7	Welcome to Sloqueist everybody.
0:19.6	My name is Andrew DeWitt.
0:20.8	This is Ryan O'Neill. Hey guys, I is Ryan O'Neill.
0:22.6	Hey guys, I'm Ryan O'Neill, and thanks for joining us.
0:26.4	And if you like what you're hearing, then head on over to Patreon.com
0:30.6	slash Slop Quest, and you'll like it even more. Yeah get the slop quest experience.
0:35.2	We have a we have a cruise ship and everything. Oh there the sand force working again.
0:41.5	You get mad. Why? I want you to just focus. I am you tell me every
0:46.2	I know but you broke your toes because you weren't focused. But you bashed your
0:49.8	elbow because you're not focused. Yes, but you literally you told me on the way in here that you broke your toes.
0:54.8	Two of them, yeah.
0:56.4	What's the powder on your, oh, that's paint from painting up dong,
1:00.7	how come it's powdery?
1:01.8	It looks like cocaine.'s not are you using
1:04.4	again stop it are you stop it this is going to be in the episode description
1:08.1	did you use I did not use cocaine to get it all over my toes and leave it on my
1:12.4	toes well I don't know you have a d d d you could have just brushed off cocaine and get it all over my toes and leave it on my toes.
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